January 2010
(: I’m gonna have a good day today.
Hi Illusion (whatever you’re called.),
Please stop playing with me. I know the person is not there. I know I got it all planned. What to do, where to go…but no. I don’t want to see something which isn’t real. Why can’t you understand that?
With respect
I’m blind.
P.S. I’m not illiterate
`The I in We.
THE BEST talaga si ViCE ! =))
(Nakakita sya ng gwapo, di nkapagpigil)
Vice: Hi, ano pangalan mo?
Gwapo: Ako po?
Vice: Hindi sila, may nkikita ka pbang tao? Malamang ikaw, ang tanga. ;)
(Sa gasoline station, pagbaba nya ng window)
Gas boy: Magpapagas po?
Vice: Hindi magpapacofine ako. Malamang magpapagas gasolinahan ‘to db? Alangan magpaconfine ako dto, tpos dextrose ko yung unleaded gasoline nyo, at ayun na yung ikakamatay ko. ;))
(Sumakay sya ng jeep na walang laman papuntang palengke)
Vice: Manong bayad po.
Manong1: Ilan ‘to?
Vice: Ay manong 2 yan, nkakahiya kasi syo, kahit ako lang mag-isa sakay mo, 2 na ibabayad ko, libre na kita kahit sayo tong jeep. ;)))
(Bababa na sya)
Vice: Manong, para.
Manong1: Bababa ka na?
Vice: Ay hindi manong, sasakay ako. Sasakay ako ulit, dun nman ako sa bubong, mas presko kasi dun.
(2nd attempt)
Vice: Para ho.
Manong1: Dyan ba sa tabi?
Vice: Ay hindi manong. Dun ako sa gitna, sa gitna para masagasaan ako.
(Binaba siya sa gitna)
Vice mabundol ng isa pang jeep…
Manong2: Nasaktan ka ba?
Vice: (naasar) Ay hindi, nag-enjoy ako. Ulitin natin, bunguin mo pa. Isa pa! Dali! Ang sarap kasi! Nkabundol ka tapos itatanong mo kung msakit? Ikaw kaya bundulin ko? Tapos i-sahre mo skin feelings mo, kaya na-enjoy mo, sige magbunguan tayo. Laruin ntin, ipauso ntin, bungu-bunguan.
“But darlin’, you are the only exception. :(”
(:
Racist, un walang kwenta (AHAHA, na affected din ako): (points at the couple) Hayop kayong dalawa! Walang kwenta ang buhay nyo. Hayop, hayop hayop!
(Naging sad ang babae..)
*Few Minutes later*
Boyfran: (turned to girlfran) Di tayo hayop, di din tayo normal na tao. Odi, maging bagay nlang tayo. Bagay na bagay. (((((((((:
-Ivy G. &&. Irish I. (:
“One day I saw you nakaupo, umiiyak ka. Gusto ko kita sanang yakapin. Pero umiwas...”
– Ivy Angelie P. Gurung. =D
and i think im falling for you, all over again..
NYAHAHA. XD blog time. :/
hmm. exam results. i wasnt satisfied, they were all below of what i had expected. :( pretty much heartbreaking. im dead. BLEH. :D hai. more exam results tomorrow.. hopefully they’ll be better. :|
so i was wondering.. why hasnt my cold gotten over itself yet? :/
`zee.
“One day, you will die.
You will stop and the world will carry on. Lovers will...”
“If you gave someone your heart and they died, did they take it with them? Did...”
– jodi picoult/nineteen minutes
“Cause when it’s over,
All that matters is the love you gave away.”
the last song. XD
- Do you want a cookie?
- What?
- A cookie. Like an Oreo. Do you want one?
- No.
- How can you not want a cookie?
- I just don't.
- Okay, fine,let's say you did want a cookie. Let's say you were dying for a cookie, and there were cookies in the cupboard. What would you do?
- I'd eat a cookie?
- Exactly. That's all I'm saying.
- What are you saying?
- That if people want cookies, they should get a cookie. It's what people do.
- Let me guess. Dad won't let you have a
cookie?
- No. Even though I'm practically starving to death, he won't even consider it. He says I have to have a sandwich first.
- And you don't think that's fair.
- You just said you'd get a cookie if you wanted one. So why can't I? I'm not a little kid. I can make my own decisions.
- Hmm. I can see why this bothers you so
much.
- It's not fair. If he wants a cookie, he can have one. If you want a cookie,
you can have one. But if I want a cookie, the rules don't count. Like you
said, it's not fair.
- So what are you going to do?
- I'm going to eat a sandwich. Because I have to. Because the world isn't fair
to ten-year-olds.
dear john.. :P
john: im going to marry you one day, you know.
savannah: is that a promise?
john: if you want it to be. (: